2012/12/24
Phoenix.Reborn
2012/12/22
Let's Get sNude!
Here is Hiroko's Christmas gift. I discovered its existence after overhearing about this strangely named thing at the office. It piqued my endless curiosity, and I looked further into it. Then I got it. On Amazon.co.jp. Free shipping. And now it's wrapped and sitting under the bonsai Christmas tree, waiting for Hiroko to open it on OUR Christmas, Dec 24th (we work on the 25th).
And I'm hungry so I have to go eat lunch.
Merry Christmas!
I love you.
2012/12/11
Crash & Burn @ the Post Office, Part II
Hiroko wasn't too impressed with my idea of adding an extra
centimeters strip the postcards that we will be sending out for
Christmas cards this year. She suggested we should just reprint them,
or put them in envelopes. And pay for the extra cost. Reprinting is
really something I don't want to do because the ones we have created
are so beautiful.
So I succumbed to her suggestion of putting them in envelopes. Hiroko
has some clear plastic envelopes that are actually the size of
postcards so I slipped them all in there one by one and took them to
the post office today.
I was determined to get them to go as postcards so I pushed the effort
at the post office. Unfortunately, this time I was told that they
could not be sent as postcards because they were in an envelope. Even
though the envelope is clear.
I was also told that because it is a clear plastic envelope goes as a
special price. That special price turned out to be ¥260 per card!!
So I went back to the office, laughing.
I'll get these out sooner or later. They may make it out to the people
by new years if we're lucky. But I'm going to do it dammit!
I love you!
Cam
Via iPhone (please excuse any bizarre autocorrections)
2012/12/10
The Case of the Lopsided Post Card
A funny thing happened today that made my Monday morning.
On the weekend we created and printed out Christmas Cards to send to the people we met up with on our Around the World Tour. I had some L-size photo paper, so printed the cards in high-quality mode. Of course it uses a lot of ink, but I think it was worth it. I flipped them over, wrote a message, and the addresses on the back and put them in my bag to post today.
This morning I zipped over to the post office to mail them. The person at the window looked at what I gave him, then suddenly disappeared for a minute or two, and came back with a ruler. He carefully measured the size of the cards. Twice. Then he looked up at me and told me that they couldn't be sent as postcards (or anything else, as is, for that matter) because they were too small!
There is apparently a fixed size for postcards, and this is what they say on the Japan Post website about that:
Long side:14〜23.5cm
Short side: 9〜12cm
Long side should be 1.4 times longer than short side.
The L-size photo papers are 9cm X 13cm!
I blinked a few times. And then a grin spread across my face. I went back to the office laughing.
But laughing doesn't get the Christmas cards shipped, so, what to do, right?
I guess I could reprint everything on actual printer-ready postcards and that would be that. But I would then have used twice as much ink. I would also have to buy the inkjet printer postcards which have a premium price attached to them.
"Is there a better option," I asked myself?
Well, I could put them all in individual envelopes and send them as letters. If I did that, it would be a simple matter of buying a pack of envelopes (100 yen shop), writing the addresses over again and visiting the post office once more. That's no trouble. But, doing that would make the postcards become letters which are sent at a different rate: JPY 110 for letters as opposed to JPY 70 for postcards.
Hmmm….
What to do… what to do…?
"Are there any other options", I asked myself again? There has to be something other than just two options!
And then it dawned on me: "Eureka!"
I'll take them all home, and cut 1cm strips of printer paper, and tape those strips to the postcards, making them 9X14cm; the perfect size. And then I will take them back to the post office and send them out to our friends. Sometimes I amaze myself with my ingenuity.
That satisfies my sense of … whatever my satisfied sense may be, and makes me laugh at the same time.
And I like to laugh. Or grin a cheesy grin (or a bacony grin?) at the very least.
No sense getting pissed off over stuff like this. Life is too much fun to NOT see everything as another adventure!
It's all in the perspective; nothing is fixed in stone. Not even stone!
If you change the way you see things, the Universe steps in and the world changes to meet your perspective.
It really works. But it all has to start from within.
I love you!
Cam