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Meat News Volume 11.5 – Let it Snow (repeat)
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Merry Christmas! It’s that time of year once more when we make up a holiday in the hopes that you will celebrate it, and buy stuff from us to aid in your celebration. A little early for Christmas you ask? That’s just because this year we’re throwing a surprise birthday party for Jesus and we’ve got all the fixin’s: turkeys, dressing, hams, cranberry sauce, everything you might need. We’ve got it, year ‘round – you add the manger and confetti. Sorry, we tried to move Hanukkah forward this year as well but it seems that someone up there doesn’t like surprises.
In celebration of this grand holiday tradition why not buy a little present for yourself? Maybe a new gas grill – order this month and we’ll throw in 5000 yen worth of meat! You’ll feel like a bona fide magi. Remember, rabbit legs make great stocking stuffers! Or how about some baby back ribs for that baby in your life. If you’re having trouble picking out a gift for that special someone just ask yourself, WWTMGD?
Just to show that we feel the Christmas spirit like nobody’s bizness, we are offering a free bottle of our not yet award winning barbecue sauce for free, no charge, gratis, until the end of the month, free. Just type in the secret code “free bbq sauce please” when you check out. And now for the small print: type in “free bbbq sauce” and get a free bottle of barbecue sauce, interpret that however you wish. In fact, you could even go online, order nothing at all, and just ask for a free bottle of barbecue sauce and we would send it to you. It’s like you giving The Meat Guy the finger for Christmas, very merry, enjoy your sauce. But remember, someday we might open a snow cone stand, and on a hot summer day you just might purchase one of those snow cones from us because you will have temporarily forgotten the old saying “Revenge is a dish best served icy, slushy, yellowy, snowy cold – in a cone. Merry Christmas!!
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