2011/04/08

Worried about a radioactive ocean? A reality check

I recommend everyone around the world take a peek at this article.
 
http://tinyurl.com/FukushimaRealityCheck
It puts the Fukushima radiation dissemination in a little better perspective.
 
The bottom line?  DON'T WORRY!
 
You aren't going to suddenly have your member fall off.
Your breasts won't shrivel up.
You won't become incontinent, or infertile.
And you won't even grow an extra finger out of your armpit!
(though that would make an excellent conversation piece, especially if it were prehensile.)
 
Though, you might find yourself hungry.
If that happens... eat something before you pass out, fall down and hit your head.
 
The likelihood of that happening is far higher than any radiation poisoning you might get from our sharing of radiation with the world.
Come to think of it, you have a better chance at winning a lottery than getting radiation sickness.
 
Have a great day.
I love you!
Cam

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