Here is a little tidbit of local news that might tickle your monkey's fancy... ********** "Japan world record-holder Masanobu Sato announced that he will not be defending his title at this year's World Masturbate-a-thon in San Francisco. His current record for consecutive monkey-spanking is 9 hours, 33 minutes." ********** Maybe GSK, Pfizer or one of the Big Pharmas could create some biopharmaceutical megahit drug to help men with premature ejaculation syndrome out of the DNA from Sato-san's semen... One foreseeable problem with that, however, is that we might possibly see a dramatic increase in women visiting the ER for Grade 3 burns to their private parts... Talk about going the distance! Have you spanked your monkey today? I love spanking --- I mean... I love YOU! Cam
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